This man. This wonderful, beautiful man….he has a name. According to Spongebob Wiki, his name is “Fred Rechid”. He’s a janitor and a cameraman. He has two sons named Tommy and Monroe, a wife named Sadie, and an ex-wife named Mable Monica.
Who knew? After all these years of being known as “The guy that yells “my leg!” in Spongebob”, he actually has a name, and a life.
You go, Fred Rechid, you go.
(Source: smokingsandwiches, via faith-and-rebellion)
Kogan in The house! :DD
BTW, I would love to try SchmidtMuffins :3
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awh.
(Source: whatmakesyou-b-e-a-u-t-i-ful, via ohdayumjessica)
| James: | Follow me on hallo! Woo!! xoxo, JM |
| Carlos: | I love hallo! It's great! It's almost as great as instagram! |
| Logan: | I'm too straight-edge to be on all the same sites as the other guys. Just lay low, Henderson. You got this. Avoid technology at all costs. Remember, fuck bitches, get money. No technology needed. |
| Kendall: | I'm literally too high to care. |
BRINGING THIS BACK…here we go guys LOL
“Bigger than yourrrr” “BOYFRIENDDD” omfg cant….breathe….
| Kendall: | Alright, so we got this new song called "Boyfriend" and I think it would be pretty cool with a rap verse. |
| Logan: | Oh, can I write something up? |
| Kendall, James and Carlos: | *hesitant* Sure |
| Logan: | Fuck yes, this shit is about to be hot! |
| *TWO WEEKS LATER* | |
| James: | So, Logan do you have your verse for the new song yet? |
| Logan: | Hell yeah, y'all wanna hear it? |
| Carlos, Logan, and James: | *nods* |
| *Beat plays* | |
| Logan: | *raps* Bitches looking for a boyfriend, but that ain't me. I'm one in a million, you dudes easy like ABCs. I got bitches who love me, on their knees. Fuck whatcha heard we going far, it's BTR! |
| Calros, James and Kendall: | |
| Logan: | So, whatcha think? |
| Carlos: | Uhhh... it's hot *looks at James and Kendall* |
| James: | Yeah, umm... wow |
| Kendall: | Logan, you we can't add that verse to the song. *sighs* All that cursing. |
| Logan: | But... |
| Management: | Does anyone have the number for Snoop Dogg? |
| *SIX MONTHS LATER* | |
| Kendall: | So you guys wanna include a rap to "Music Sounds Better With You"? |
| Logan, James, and Carlos: | Yeah |
| Logan: | I think I can rap it. |
| Carlos, James and Kendall: | *hesitant* |
| Kendall: | Are you sure? |
| Logan: | *grabs a pencil and some paper* Yeah, just give me twenty minutes. |
| *TWENTY MINUTES LATER* | |
| Carlos: | You got your rap? |
| Logan: | Yeah. *beat plays* Music's better when hoes dancing. Kissing each other, taking off they pants and. On they knees, bitches belly dancers |
| Kendall: | LOGAN NO... |
| Carlos: | We can't put that on the album. |
| Logan: | But |
| James: | No buts man. |
| Logan: | *shakes his head* I thought we were going for a more grown up sound |
| Kendall: | Yeah we are, but talking about hoes kissing each other? |
| Management: | Anyone got the number of some unknown rapper that isn't going to cost us a lot of money? |